When Pigs Fly

Since I can remember I have had an obsession with pigs - strange, I know. I think it started when my mother and aunt explained to me at the age of 6 what the Chinese Zodiac was, we were in Penang, Malaysia when my cousins started talking about how I was 'so a pig' and I thought they were just bullying. Never the less, thats where it began, I knew how google worked and I found out all the traits, the lucky charms and all the other superstitions. My family started buying me pig items to the point where I own a Snorting Piggie Bin, and a Flying Pig toy named Gurtrude (don't ask, I have no clue)

So its the middle of summer, and there were balloons at work... someone mentioned my aunt (who bought me the majority of my piggie collection) and thus, the 'flying' pig was born.